Those random things you say.

The following is a compendium of random words and phrases that can be used in the place of an exclamation of shock or pain or excitement or just for fun. As we all know sometimes you are just so upset or in so much pain that you have to just yell and these can be used in place of any inappropriate phrases or words.

Please feel free to leave a comment with your favorite.

~ BUCKET!
~ What the Duck
~ Aww snap crackle pop
~ Dolphin Whale Tuna Carp Salmon Crab Herring etc...
~ What the Carp
~ Oh carp
~ Salamander Shoes
~ Snapple
~ Wiiiiii Oooooo
~ Wazzzzzzzzaaappppppp
~ awwww sheets
~ son of a blogger
~ should of had a v8
~ Muscle Cramp
~ 16 horses and a bucket
~ Schmitty Werben-jaegermanjensen
~ Horse Teeth
~ Kumquats

And let's not forget the ever so classic
~ OH MY @$&*#%*~%#*@&$@$*+*€%#>!?!*%



Thanks for reading don't forget to comment with your favorite.

All About the Stats: A reflection

This is going to be my reflection on the second week and my first of the dude write weekly competition. As we enter week three I've realized something. For us guys everything is about statistics.

In sports it's all about how many points you earn and how many points you stop. In shooting video games it's all about how many kills and how many deaths you have.

In blogging it's all about how many page views you get and how many followers you have. The dude write competition has added a new element to the blogging world. It's added a bit of friendly competition. It's all about who's blog is the most enjoyable and the most relatable and the best written. It's given me a motivation to be a better blogger to blog more often and have a few blogs up my sleeve. It's added a new element of fun and just makes blogging that much more enjoyable. It's not about who's post is the manliest it's about who out of all of us guys and our caveman brains can sit down and write the most enjoyable post. So I just wanna thank my dad and his fellow editor YoungmanBrown for this new encouragement and joy in the blogging world. You both deserve Diamond Man cards just for the idea.

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WHAT WERE WE THINKING!?! Vol.1 Product Ideas

So this post is a collection of random ideas and such that weren't enough for their own posts so I have piled them all together into this one post to create: WHAT WERE WE THINKING!?! Volume 1 Product Ideas

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So me and my dad were in the lobby of the doctors office at roughly ten o clock we were drinking Gatorade when my dad comes up with the idea for a Gatorade margarita. You see because Gatorade replenishes nutrients and rehydrates you it would negate the effects of the alcohol. Therefore a alcoholic drink that won't get you drunk and make you vomit.

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So me and my mom were driving in the car when we reached a steep hill. I had a very full drink in the cup-holder next to me. I had to remove my drink from the cup holder to keep it from spilling. At that moment I decide that gyroscopic cup-holders would be a wise inventions that way when you drive uphill your drink doesn't tip back and spill. If this becomes a real thing then I expect 1000$ for the idea.

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I love the taco bell doritos tacos and I think it is an amazing idea. Now I think they could get a really good increase in sales if they lined up the launch of a new doritos taco promotion with the release of a major video game. Make it so if some one buys twelve doritos tacos then they get a free large mountain dew. This would be perfect for gamers and would earn a fortune.

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They should create clothes that have seams reinforced with duct-tape. That way if you get a rip in them the don't fall apart right away and they would last longer due to it.

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A water bottle designed with a cheap yet advanced filter in the lid so it cleans and filters your water as you drink. Ideal for people who hike or camp or for people in an underdeveloped country.

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Thanks for reading and feel free to leave a comment.

The gamers workout plan

Now we all have a picture of what the stereo typical gamer is, chubby sweaty and grubby. Most gamers spend all their free time on games and never on personal health and fitness. I have created the ideal workout plan for a gamer.
Most video games have loading screens or cutscenes and those can take from 10 seconds to a minute and a half. You can take advantage of these periods of time to do roughly five to ten sit-ups squats pushups or you could hold a wall squat the entire time.
Over the next week as I play skyrim or during the multiplayer lobbies in modern warfare 3 or Batman: Arkham City I plan to try this and see how well it works.

Gator Aid: Free Alligator Healthcare

Gators are a interesting bunch. They live in a hot humid place and are difficult to find outside of Florida. I mean the most famous gator is obviously Tim Tebow.
So a lot of people drink Gatorade. But half of them probably don't know much about it.
Gatorade was originally invented for the Florida Gators. They need a sports drink that could rehydrate and replenish lost electrolytes. So a company decided to create a sports drink for them. Eventually as the drink gained popularity the demand for it increased and it began to branch out. Gatorade became a very successful sports drink and now is probably the most recognized sport drink in America.
So there you have it a very short and simplified history of Gatorade.

The King's Speech

Ok so I lied I'm not a king and this isn't really a big speech. This is me accepting an award. I was given the Kreative Blogger award from Lainey at Lainey's Life Lessons.

Now, here are the award rules.
I must answer 7 questions, give 7 fun facts about myself, and give this award to 7 bloggers.

The Questions:

1. What is your favorite song?

Well currently I'm probably going to go with "Leave out all the rest" by Linkin Park

2. What is your favourite dessert?

Fresh baked cookies because cookies are best served warm with a glass of leché or milk for those of you who don't speak spanish.

3. What do you do when you're upset?

I just throw things and yell and just basically have a tantrum. That or I box up all my anger and plot my revenge.

4. Which is your favorite pet?

My Boston terrier named Monster aka Mo-Mo because he's chill sometimes and hyper the next just like me.

5. White bread or whole meal?

Does the bread come with cold-cuts so I can make a sandwich?

6. What's your biggest fear?

Being alone by myself for extended periods of time because if I'm alone at night by myself for more than like six hours I will begin to become paranoid and freak out over the littlest noises.

7. What's your attitude most of the time?

Either really laid-back or hyper due to my ADHD.

Morgan's Fun Facts

1. I have had nine broken bones but those are stories for other days.

2. Justice is my middle name, actually it's Justus but it's pronounced the same so it's close enough

3. I love music and I get grouchy if I go a week without my music.

4. I waste my time on stupid things like YouTube or Facebook doing dumb things.

6. I skipped five because I'm lazy and running out of ideas so I'm hoping you aren't paying attention

7. I lied about skipping five it's just invisible and you can't see it so thats your loss because it was really good and I'm terrible at making lists.

THE AWARD WINNERS

1. My dad over at it's Mynd because I just want him to win this award three times plus I'm biased

2. My brother from half-vast ideas mainly because he never writes a blog because he complains about not having ideas and this is pretty straight-forward.

3. Jay from the Ramblings of jay. Because he was the second person who read my blog and I know that his favorite animal is a penguin. Though he hates penguins and he will probably kill me now.

4. Lainey from Lainey's life lessons. Because i had her as a social studies teacher in fifth grade.

I only read four blogs so I can't really pass on this award to anyone else so I'm sorry for failing at my job but I'm a lazy American teenager. I will try and blog more now that it is summer and I don't have school or homework that will prevent me from blogging as much